SecretaryRFK.com

Hi, I’m Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and yes… this website is about me.

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Not the version I like to post about, the one where I’m the misunderstood maverick fighting for "truth." Nope, SecretaryRFK.com is a brutally accurate record of my greatest hits: the lies, the science denial, the ego-driven policy disasters, and my ongoing war against public health and basic decency.

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They say sunlight is the best disinfectant. Unfortunately, I spent years trying to convince people to avoid disinfectants...and vaccines...and facts...so here we are.

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This website exists because I’ve somehow become both a public official and a public hazard. If you’re wondering how a man who once dropped a dead bear in Central Park is now in charge of national health policy, you’re not alone. This site might help you understand. Or at least scream into a pillow.

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So take a look around. I won’t stop you. I actually deserve this.

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— RFK Jr. (kind of)